Friday, March 18, 2011

New Candidate for the Darwin Award

This tidbit from everyone's favorite comedian: Ann Coulter, with her brilliant essay on why Japanese people getting radiation poisoning is good for them! Aren't you glad we've got brilliant scientific minds like her watching out for us, and making sure the liberal media doesn't corrupt our minds?

"With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer. This only seems counterintuitive because of media hysteria for the past 20 years trying to convince Americans that radiation at any dose is bad. There is, however, burgeoning evidence that excess radiation operates as a sort of cancer vaccine."

This ingenious hypothesis of hers comes from the fact that some scientists theorize- theorize, mind you!- that...
"...these doses protect against cancer by activating cells' natural defense mechanisms."
"Breaking news! Some scientists suggest drinking arsenic in your morning coffee is probably a bad idea!"
"No, it's not! It's liberal media scare tactics! (Insert obscure university, preferrably in a foreign country) did a study that (pick one: proved, suggests, strongly suggests) that arsenic can (pick one: increase your life span by 4.3 months, prevent breast cancer, leap tall buildings in a single bound)."

Course, radiation issues don't really have much to do with feminism...but Ann Coulter is an embarassment to all those with a vagina. And all those with a brain. Actually...most of humankind. How can you not make fun of her? She makes it so easy...

And I don't like her. So there.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ghetto School SUCKS

So. 100th International Women's Day, y'all! ...and nobody at my school's heard of it. Actually, most of them weren't even aware March is America's Women's History Month. You will not believe how many of my friends have told me they don't really care about Women's History Months because "Well, I'm not really a feminist, so it doesn't matter to me..."
This is going to take some work